melyficent

centersfordiseasecontrol:

seriouslyamerica:

PETITION FOR THE HILARIOUS JESSICA WILLIAMS TO GET HER OWN SHOW!

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YES YES YES YES YES 

Especially considering the fact that she didn’t have any experience doing satire before she came on the show

yearoftheomnishambles

fyeahcracker:

So I’m on a media site looking at terrible pictures of Coachella to torture myself and come across this. I knew this shit would happen. This is really fucking disgusting and really scary… James Franco did not “accidentally hit on” anyone.. He accidentally got caught. He pursued her and asked to get a hotel with her after she said she was “turning 18” .. How the fuck? Where in this does it look like an accident… or a faux pas? This isn’t someone out in public saying “hey you single?” and having a young woman be like “I’m 17” and him being like “oops bye!”. Show me where in this text it looks “accidental” like these news publications are disgusting… Why would you lie about what happened lol?

Did he “accidentally” tell her don’t tell like whyyyyy the fuck are we doing this instead of just holding him responsible..?? How is genuinely attempting to set up to rent a hotel with someone you’re trying to take advantage of with your celebrity, age, etc. just “hitting on” someone anyway? Why are we joking about this at all lol….. Why is the person who did it getting the opportunity to joke about it instead of taking responsibility for what it was not just pretending to take responsibility for what it wasn’t which he’s consistently done, like….

From the terrible Dailymail